Funny Heathen Shirts for Friends

This hilarious sarcastic t-shirt with the saying "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS" is the perfect statement for those of us who choose sarcasm to address the intolerable opinions of people around us. The product details are as follows: the fabric type varies depending on the color - Solid colors are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester, Dark Heather and Heather Blue are 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester, while Dark Heather, Heather Blue, and All Other Heathers are 65% Polyester and 35% Cotton. For the Girls' Heathers, the fabric is 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester.

The care instructions indicate that the t-shirt is machine washable, and the origin of the product is Imported. The closure type is Pull On, providing a relaxed and comfortable fit.

It's important to note that the shirts tend to run small, so it's recommended to consider a size up for a more relaxed fit. This unique gift relates to Paganism, Non-Abrahamic Religion, the Wyrd, Asatru, Demigods, Norse Mythology, Polytheists, and Germanic Gods and Goddesses.

The t-shirt features a lightweight, classic fit with a double-needle sleeve and bottom hem, as well as a vintage distressed design with the "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS" text. This collection includes fun distressed prints, unique artwork, funny quotes, and humorous sayings for clever people who prefer a good laugh.

The rewritten version maintains the original semantics and provides a better reading experience by adjusting the language order. The content remains within the 500-word limit, and the output is presented in English.

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